So Glad I'm Saved!

So I was at Pepe's today for dollar tacos. I placed my order and sat down to listen for my number. Just as one woman was walking away from the counter and out the building, my number was called and I stepped up to the counter with my receipt in hand. While I was standing there, the previously mentioned women, walks back in the building talking loud as ever - "Both hard shell" - to the woman behind the counter, and proceeds to stand directly where I'm standing, as though Im not even there. AFTER she'd made contact with me (physically) and realized that I had no intention of moving, she says, "lemme pay ha real quick." Ooooooooo WEE! I'M SO GLAD I'M SAVED!!! Cuz baaaaaaaaby! SMH.

What's your "so glad I'm saved" story?