This statement just should not exist. While in Target waiting on my male companion earlier this evening, the following conversation took place:
(Random Married Dude double takes THREE TIMES!)
Random Married Dude: I'm married but...you cute.
Me: (puzzled look on face) ok.
RMD: I jus gotta shake ur hand. Are you married?
Me: No.
RMD: Why not?
Me: (now irritated) Because God has not brought me to that point in my life.
RMD: Well why don't you walk with me and tell me about it?
Me: You're married.
RMD: Which is great until I see somebody like you.
Me: (now disgusted) I'm waiting on some one.
RMD: Aw you wit yo boyfriend or something? (pulls at his shirt) and I'm out here looking like a bumb.
Me: You're married!!!
At this point, I'm so disgusted I don't even remember how the situation ended. What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Some people who don't respect it...get married!
ReplyDeletewow, that was a trip....
ReplyDeleteI can't stand bums, especially married ones.
ReplyDeleteWTH is I'm married but......
The rest of the sentence should have been.. "my wife is an idiot for following through with it"